The social director is Joe. In the words of Joe "What's the matter with people, don't they know I golf on Friday?" Personally my favorite quote ever. Steeler fan
The cynic of the group is Jack. Jack may have been the best golfer of the group at one time. Now he fights hard to stay in front of the pack. FANG!
Old Tom (sorry about the old thing, we need to work on distinguishing the two Toms.) Tom knows the best place to eat in any part of town. The dinner director. Tom can also let you know "what you really need" for any occasion. Would probably be the best golfer of the group if he stood on the same side of the ball all the time.
Chester. The best golfer of the group. Steeler fan
Chris is definitly the golfer who spends the most time at address. "There he was" "and everything" Steeler fan
Steve is the golfer most likely to get under Dave's skin.
Dave is most likely to get the purse. The biggest mouth of the group. ( THE WEASEL)
Leo is the father figure, unless you are a goose.
Revrend Randy is the one most likely to make you feel like you need to attend church. Man can this guy swear.
Young Tom and his father in law George are most likely to be done and gone first. Glad your back George.
Mars is the one most likely to have a beer in his bag. Steeler fan
Peterson is the one most likely to tell everyone to move, be quiet, bring him something, and leave something. (Craping at the course = a peterson.) Could be the best golfer.
Banner Mike is the tallest, and not a steeler fan. Browns fan. "The Humbler"
Besh is the most likely to hit on the beer cart Gal.
I am Andy. Just along for the ride. "What a long strange trip it's been." Not a steeler fan. I will take this time to thank Dave for letting me in on the fun. The only thing more fun than golfing with these guys is beating Robert. LIKE A DRUM.
I just recently met Dave (Jack's brother), but anybody who can stick it to Jack is ok in my book. Dave has excellent taste in golf clubs. DW that will work for a nick name.
The newest addition to the crew is Bill. Finally somebody Dave can beat. Bill has got better every time out. Don't know where he stands on the Steelers thing but I do know he can help you get it up.......if you have a hot air balloon.
Fancy Friend great golfer, if politics are left out of the disscussion. Dresses better than all but Chet.
Norm: good when it is far but can be far from good. I know it well.
Small Paul: Has more gadgets to do things than Dave! That is saying something. Huge Stones fan can't be all bad. Has a wonderful collection of concert T's makes me green.
